Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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