I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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