1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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