Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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