Farmville is her only friend.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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