Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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