So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i barfeds in our rink
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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