I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
