I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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