i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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