So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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