FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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