His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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