after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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