She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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