She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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