I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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