Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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