is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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