He is an equal opportunity slut.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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