So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
how does that bad decision feel?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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