do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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