You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
vagina is talking i cant
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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