Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
