thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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