So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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