you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
