woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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