sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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