Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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