Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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