The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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