Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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