I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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