Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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