So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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