dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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