i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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