Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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