Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
