Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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