so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.