I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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