What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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