I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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