Moan for me like Helen Keller
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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