I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
