Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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