Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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