I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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