what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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