I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
two words: eviction party
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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