Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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