Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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