Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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