She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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