just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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