Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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